Kids funny phrases
TJ: arches is in Candyland (meaning canyonlands)
Lexi stretching: I could do this if I didn’t have knees
While working out:
Tyson doing suitcase carry:
Lexi said “that’s supposed to strengthen your hip? I thought that it was supposed to lengthen your arm.”
Natalie: when I was a teenager I didn’t think I would be able to move at 40.
Lexi: were you not intelligent?
TJ: my glasses are getting more used to my ears
When TJ put on his new glasses for the first time: he looked at Lexi and said “wow, you look so much better!”
TJ about his teacher on the first day: He told me he loves her and that she is single but too old for him to marry. 
Tj: I’m so glad the new car has a force field. I remember you telling me that it has a force field when you bought it… this car is so beautiful! 
Jojo: we’re made out of nature.
TJ: dads are made out of 
muscles. So are elephants and rhinos…
TJ: when I when I grow up and get married, you’re going to be my grandma.
Mom: no, I will still be your mom, but I’ll be your kid's Grandma.
TJ: WHAAAAT?
TJ : I’m full
Mom: you don’t get dessert if you don’t eat your food
TJ: I changed my mind. I’m hungry
Jojo: Dad: how would you rate yourself out of 100 (100 being a perfect dad and 0 being the worst dad). Dad: I’d give myself a 91. Pretty good, but room for improvement.
Jojo: I’d give you a 51. But mom’s lower than you. When mom’s gone you do fun stuff with us.
Jojo: how long were Uncle Gene and Aunt Gene on their mission?
Lexi praying on Father’s Day: Thanks for dad. He’s a 10/10. Highly recommend!
TJ: I learned English by watching mom do Japanese
Tyson: I’ve heard that scenic pees are popular on social media
Thayne: it was a urological procedure
Kenzie: what’s that?
Thayne: it’s a procedure that gives you more logic
Kenzie: why didn’t you have me do it?
Lexi: the one random guy gave it to me. You just paid for it, mom
Lexi: this is my dad he’s really awesome and the coolest one in the family. This is my mom. She’s really good at math.
Mom: your dad is way more into dead people than alive people
Dad: this is true
Jojo: why is Tyson up there?
Mom: that’s where he sits (every week since we moved in to the ward 9 ‘months ago
TJ: I’m Asian! I’m cauc “Asian” (Caucasian)
TJ to dad: when you get to be Tyson’s age you will get muscles too. But you’re older than Tyson.
TJ: Kenzie and Zuzu are best buddies. They both like chocolate.
TJ: dad is born in 1989 just like Taylor Swift
Radio: spend all day with us listening to …
TJ: mom! let’s do that tomorrow!
TJ: I know we get dollar bills from a bank and coins and money from pirates
TJ talks about going fishing with Adam at the Amazon store.
TJ told me that we can be like Joseph smith if we don’t know which church to go to we can pray about it and start a new church.
Kenzie: when I get married, my husband is not going to have any nose hairs whatsoever
Mom: she learned the name of everyone in the whole school
Tyson: wow! I can’t even learn the name of the kids in class
Jojo: my seatbelt won’t budge. Nevermind it’s just stuck on my dress.
Mom to TJ: do not touch peoples faces and butts (it’s a problem)
Kenzie: freckles are angel kisses and zits are… devil kisses
Jojo: sometimes you guys forget that you’re awesome
Listening to the song that’s what makes you beautiful in the car
TJ: that’s one of Tyson‘s favorite songs
TJ: I’m not pregnant
TJ: i’m like Taylor Swift. I wear T-shirts.
Dad: What is your favorite part of the human face? (Herd Mentality game question)
TJ: Yours. (At dad).
Mom: What is your favorite part of the human face?
TJ: Dad’s.
TJ: I saw something in the back of the car that is for me for Christmas
Mom: oh, maybe I should return it
TJ: I can’t remember what it was now so you don’t have to return it
Jojo: I can’t wait for the day before Thanksgiving
Eye dr: Oh yeah?
JoJo: It's my crushes birthday!
TJ: Jesus Is real (random statement)
Even when mom’s wrong, she’s still right
JoJo: even when mom‘s right, she’s kind of wrong
Kenzie: grandma knows what a Caucasian is!
Jojo: You are supposed to drink 5 gallons of milk every day
Chase: I’m tall cause I drink a lot of water
Mom: TJ was wooing all the women
TJ: I liked it
Jojo: I am really glad I got my ears pierced. I was a crybaby before and now I’m not.
TJ slang: can you make my pants short sleeved? (Can you roll up my pants?)
TJ spent a weekend with dad in pangitch. He told me before that he would miss me so much. Then he asked dad “if I miss mom so much, will you snuggle with me”
Kenzie saw a back to the future car and said “look it’s an 80s cyber truck”
TJ calls hexagons “ex cons” He told me today that there are a lot of ex cons where Finn lives and that school bus has 2 ex cons on it
Jojo: I was born in 2016. TJ is born in 2019. Kenzie was born in 2013. Did you get that shirt when you were pregnant?
Mom: who sings this song?
TJ: Taylor swift
Mom: how do you know that?
TJ: she’s the best singer in the world (He is definitely influenced by big sisters)
TJ calls, Katrina, uncle Gene
TJ Book of Mormon stories “righteous me” instead of “righteously”
TJ and JoJo were talking about the horricane and the tormado
Thayne: a nap and food would help the mood
TJ: I’m getting a sunburn (getting in the car when it’s hot)
Dad to Jojo about TJ: his hands should not be up your nose
Jojo: when are we going to go to New York to see we’re the kids were born and the Eiffel Tower?
Dad to Jojo: do not tell TJ to sniff your butt
Kenzie: these bubbles are tiny. They’re like 0.6oz
Jojo: I wish they were 90oz
TJ: that’s a lot. That’s like mom’s age
TJ; mom I’m hungry
Mom: hi hungry
TJ: mom! my name is TJ. Actually the policeman know my name is Spider-Man
TJ: when TJ talks about dad‘s new office, he calls it his new dad‘s office
Jojo’s joke Will you remember me in a year? In 2 years? 3 years? Knock, knock Who’s there? You already forgot me! TJ’s version Will you marry me in a year? …
If you could get rid of one thing in the world, what would it be?
Kenzie: swearword
JoJo: nuts
TJ: green signs
Lexi: bacon, but after thinking a little harder, she replied cancer
Tyson: crime, poverty
Dad: cockroaches, mosquitoes, baldness
Jojo: I have such a small brain but I know so many things!
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